- lad
- 1. (lad) (1230↑, 445↓)An Australian term used to describe teenagers who wear a nautica, polo or nike white hat, tilted upright revealing the front of their hair with the strap at the back done up tight so it is dangling out the back, a striped polo or nautica shirt with the collar popped and either saucony or nautica trackies or shorts, topped off with nike Tnz which are fresh. These lads think they are tough but are generally small and skinny and travel in packs trying to roll other innocent bystanders for their worth.
The lad threatened the innocent bystander by saying 'Wat bra\! i'll shank ya lad', after completing his theft he headed up to a blank wall and began to graffiti.
Author: Tommy Boy17 http://lad.urbanup.com/23407842. (lad) (591↑, 119↓)A lad is a male who specialises in creating and distributing exquisite banter. Though most lads are youngish (late teens and early twenties) age is not a defining characteristic and you will find both young lads and old lads. Some special skills of lads include, but are not limited to the following: - Binning Pints - Exposing genitalia and getting naked in public places - Throwing up after copious alcohol consumption - Spousal Abuse - Getting kicked out of pubs/nightclubs for being overly offensive Excelling in all areas will earn a lad the title of "top lad". There is no higher praise that can be bequeathed upon an individual."That guy just saw off a whole bottle of Vodka then partyboyed that bird, what a lad\!" "Andy got kicked out of City for binning his pint, then turtling naked on the dancefloor...LAD"
Author: Dr. Agon/mcniv http://lad.urbanup.com/41053203. (lad) (737↑, 401↓)The British version of guy"that lads gay"
Author: Jesus http://lad.urbanup.com/1034384. (lad) (476↑, 145↓)Lad: An australian youth subculture centred around individuals who hang out in gangs, engage in petty theft, pick fights, vandalise property and use foul language which generally involves a great deal of pig latin. Hence the terms "adlay" and "eshays". Lads generally wear white caps tilted up at the front to show the front part of their hair which is often gelled. The strap of the cap is done up tight at the back and the possibility of a rats tails or other such hair style dangling out the back is common. They can be seen wearing white polo shirts, or polo shirts of other colours with short shorts (striped parachute/tracksuit pants in winter) and trainers. They sport brands such as Nautica, Saucony, Nike and Everlast and in addition to this wear ridiculously small bags usually scrawled with graffiti. 'Lads' are now commonplace is many areas of Sydney including but not limited to the inner west, outer west, north west, south and south-west. 'Lads' can be found in most high schools throughout the Sydney metropolitan area, they have a gang mentality which enables them to gain physical superiority over other groups and subcultures and are disliked by the general population. They can often be seen hanging around train stations and shopping centres or just roaming the streets in search of trouble. Lads are generally into rave music and in particular hardstyles such as gabber. They also engage in tagging as graffiti is a large part of the subculture. Lad girls wear similar clothing and often have their hair gelled and tied back tightly, giving it a shiny, sleek and some might say greasy quality.Lad: "Lets catch the 492 from Burwood to Drummoyne adlay, we'll pick some fights with little kids when we get there"
Author: storkman http://lad.urbanup.com/26745695. (Lad) (303↑, 187↓)Its Australian term which means a boy at highschool who thinks they are really cool but the only people who think they are cool are other lads. They generally wear white or blue polo hats with the bill popped up and Polo shirts with the collar up.Dude 1: dude check out that lad, fuck look at him he thinks he's so cool. Dude 2: Cha\!
Author: 69Hangman69 http://lad.urbanup.com/16920726. (lad) (497↑, 386↓)an australian teen who thinks they are gods gift women and men alike.Generally seen whereing a white polo hat yellow nautica shirt with blue strips with the collar popped up and a red nuatica t shirt with a collar popped. And yellow nuatica shorts. really the most popular people in boys high school for some reason.people in high schools who think there cool.
Author: martin http://lad.urbanup.com/8596827. (lad) (298↑, 189↓)An English phenonemon, lads hang around in packs, drink heavily, watch soccer and attempt to kill each other afterwards, enjoy pictures of bare naked laydeez while singing inane and tuneless songs all too loudly, such as...Oh we are the lads, we are the lads, we are, we are, we are the lads\!
Author: Elroy http://lad.urbanup.com/1497728. (lad) (119↑, 49↓)A teen generally located in Western Sydney, Australia. Usually thinking they're the 'shit' or they're 'all that.'Generally uneducated and small minded, only "skills" are stealing and attempting to fight. Wears football shorts or adidas track pants and a polo shirt with the collar up. Generally dirty, skinny and bogan looking. Unliked by everyone except each other. Also abundantly uses the word 'eshays' which is a word the lad subculture invented themselves.lad 1 - hey bruz, lad 2 - yo bro\! lad 1 - just fuckin' rolled some cunt for his fannypack. lad 2 - ESHAYS cunt\!\!\! lad 1 - Yea boi\! *they start sucking each others cocks*
Author: Brian1212121 http://lad.urbanup.com/28014429. (lad) (72↑, 9↓)Commonly used to refer to larey British young adults. In modern culture however, the word takes on a greater meaning. The distinction between a "Good Lad" and a "Shit Lad" are socially judged between fellow Lads, and "Good Lads" are only awarded to those deserving respect. Admittedly this can often mean womanizing, though, to contemporary Lads, masculine-yet-chivalrous acts take on higher precedence. Lad anecdotes can be seen and rated on truelad.com"Walking towards a bloke arguing with his girlfriend down some shitty alley, he shouts at her and slaps her across the face, so I walk up to him and fucking twat him, just absolutely floor him. Righting wrongs LAD" Good Lad: 1928 - Shit Lad: 72
Author: tomozwaila http://lad.urbanup.com/500490810. (lad) (55↑, 22↓)An australian [Chav]Australian: Oi check out that lad over there. English: Fuck off mate thats a chav.
Author: Peter Cardakaris http://lad.urbanup.com/261622311. (lad) (61↑, 27↓)They range from early teens to mid 20's. They wear nautica or polo hats, t-shirts, shorts and nike TN's. You always know a "real" lad when there is a whole on the back of their polo shirt because they had to rip off the store sensor to steal it. They hunt in packs and often "staunch" individuals or weak people. Their slang is pig latin, they smoke winfeild dark blues and spit alot."eshyays adlay" "im pinging lad" "oi lad we just got some red hot stuff in"
Author: pb88 http://lad.urbanup.com/241013212. (lad) (58↑, 25↓)Poofs who gang people that are having a good time. Usually never by themselves always in a group. They look disguisting with a gringy smile and seedy hair. Skinny but think their some kind of ali. Wear nautica jackets/hoodies and canterberry trackpants/footy shorts.Lad: (High pitched weird accent) Oi braahh im lads dun fuck with it maaang Wog: Show us ya stripes cunt Lad: (Unzips jacket) Yeaaahhhh Wog: Brah... FUCK tha lads maan Wog: eshayz adlayz caaant fuck ya... Lad: (Pulls out a pocket knife) I told ya dun fuck wi ittt Wog(s): (shoot lad)
Author: ray charles12 http://lad.urbanup.com/280348313. (lad) (41↑, 13↓)Is a term used to describe sad, subjacent, illiterate adolesents between the ages of 12-20, who live in australia. They are characterised by polo/nautica shirts (with collar popped), caps (tilted upwards), jeans/tracks (lowrider, baggy style), asinine hair cuts and their "nigga" attitudes & "badass" personalities...hence, they are normally school dropouts... Normally, they group together in mobs between 3-20, trying to act, talk and walk "hard" to impress their company. Lads are usually found during daylight hours, in or near, Maccas, shopping complexes, fubu/kappa/nike retailers. Acting to immtimate normal shop patrons, with such phrases as "what brah" "shank ya" "f*ck c*unt". They usually retreat back home at dusk, afriad of meeting someone darker in skin colour or more sizable then themselves. A typical lad is sh*t scared if someone, does not seem "rattled" by their "scare tatics" (both verbally and physically) and responds in force. (the lad usually runs away) Some Lads are said to be androgynous... but thats still debatedLad: Wat'cha want brah, ill shank you Person: Shut the f*ck up lad Lad: (runs away) Lebo: Look bro, theres some lads over there, lets go bash em' Lads: (spots lebo group and "hauls ass" Person: Look at those lads over there... so typical.. polo shirt Lad at maccas: (stares down a bystander) Wat'ya lookin at brah? Bystander: (Gets up, walks over) What you say? Lad: Sorry sir... Person 1: Those lads are always at cremorne maccas Person 2: Yeah, man, they basically live here Person 3: What sad f*cks
Author: Jeffery2114 http://lad.urbanup.com/276424614. (lad) (94↑, 66↓)A lad is an individual who is generally angry at life, these individuals are identified by there stripey polo's or nautica shirts. They also wear in the summer nautica shorts and in the winter track suit pants commonly with white stripes such as canterbury trackies. They will be in groups and will be identified by there white polo hats. A comman lad item is also his trusty pair of TN's. Lads generally take pills and tag. Most of there tags are of poor quality and do only so they can be identified by others of the same kind. Lads will common at town hall steps in sydney and at raves.That Eshay or Lad has a nice pair of TN's, Oi Eshay hurry up HR, You want to have a go Eshay
Author: No23243454 http://lad.urbanup.com/195517615. (Lad) (38↑, 11↓)A few things that describes 'Ladism' in Australia: Nautica, Polo, Canterbury, CCC, Saucony, Nike-Fit/Dri-Fit, Nike TN, Champion, Everlast, Adidas, Puma, Lonsdale London, Pills, Winfield Blues, Marijuana, Graffiti, Raves, Gabber, Alcohol, Fighting, Crews (example: ALK - All Line Killers), Bumbag, In-Sport, Spitting, Acting Hard, Town Hall, Maccas, Shopping Centres, Pig-Latin, Eshays, Hardstyle, RapLad 1: Wanna come for a sesh? Lad 2: Fucken oath brah, eshays adlays.
Author: Town Hall http://lad.urbanup.com/328914316. (Lad) (34↑, 11↓)A British & Irish word used to describe a male aged between 9-30 years old or depending what way you use the word it can also be from 0-9 years old"Where having a lads night this friday you up for it?" "Those young lads are up to mischiff" "My wife just gave birth to a wee lad"
Author: JamesNeil http://lad.urbanup.com/249880417. (Lad) (71↑, 54↓)A word made popular around Manchester by Richard Keane. 1. The traditional meaning of this term refers to a male human being, usually somebody who is quite young or younger than the person saying it such as a child. 2. Same as above but used in a derogatory way to put somebody in their place for talking to their superiors in a bad way. 3. Used as a sign of affection between two males addressing each other.1. "Dorothy's lad's growing up fast." 2. "Don't give me cheek, lad." 3. "Alright lad?"
Author: GF http://lad.urbanup.com/80298218. (lad) (36↑, 22↓)Lad. An Australian Term Used to Describe Teenagers Who wear Nautica, Ralph Lauren Polo, Or White Nikes Hats, Tilted Upright Revealing the Front of Their Hair. A Striped Nautica Shirt (Jersey) With the Collar Popped, and either Saucony or Nike Trackpants. Nike and Canterbury shorts are also acceptable. Finished off with a pair of Nike TNs. Lads are generally the more popular kids in highschool and are respected by some of the students, but feared by most. Lads go around "Staunching" people for money, clothing, phones ... pretty much anything that could in some way make them money. Lads usually smoke, and a good percentage of them pull cones. A Small percentage of them pop pingas (Pills, also known as "illpays")Lad: (talking to Lad2) Sdoin Lad\! Lad2: Not Much lad you? Lad: nm, illchin. Lad2: True Lad: (Talking to innocent little emo kid) GIMME YOUR MONEY LAD OR ILL DRILL YOU. Innocent Emo: huh? Lad: (Hits Emo, takes money and shoes and runs away) ESHAYS\!
Author: Jayskes http://lad.urbanup.com/259792719. (Lad) (17↑, 4↓)In Britain (there's already loads for definations for the way Australians use this word), this word generally means a young male. However in modern Britain this word has come to mean someone who engages in typical testosterone-driven behaviour such as drinking, sport and having a laugh with mates, sometimes harmless, sometimes obnoxious or even worse antisocial. There was once the phrase "Jack-the-Lad" (a rogue), "laddie" has long been part of the Scottish dialect, and in the 90s something called "Lad-culture" arose, where the aforementioned behaviour was celebrated. Girls who behaved in a similar way were called "Laddettes". There is also the adjective "laddish".This young lad was killed in a bike accident recently He's one of the lads, they love their football On Friday nights the town centre's full of young lads getting drunk
Author: ManofG http://lad.urbanup.com/377460420. (Lad) (17↑, 7↓)A young Australian man/boy, generally between the ages of 12 and 25, who, due to a lack of any real parenting or discipline, lack the social aptitude for any real friendly connection or meaningful relationships. As they find it difficult to attract real people these individuals gather in large groups and prey on the small and the weak in an attempt to hide their inherent fear of their own weakness. Easily distinguishable by their nautica, saucony, and other sporting brand clothing (ironic in that even the healthiest lad pulls enough cones and smokes enough cigarettes that even light exercise such as running from police and beating down 8 year olds with their mates tires them out); not to mention various other ridiculous clothing and hair choices such as the famed nike TN's, which take many dole payments to acquire, the nautica white cap, and, worst of all, the rats tail, which has in actual fact been proven to cause severe mental disability. the lads female counterparts, known as "lasses" (luminary I know), are generally very similar to lads in the respect that their parents mistakes create a girl who, with no self respect or ability, allow these lads (many at the same time), to stick them with their miniscule, unprotected excuses for penis's. this in turn creates a new generation who, with their teen parents unable to provide them with even the most basic education in any academic or moral sense, turn into even worse versions of the preceding generation. this is a vicious cycle as this causes a rapid degeneration of social behaviour in sydneys western suburbs. As already mentioned, lads are known to roam in large groups and single out those who they sense are weaker then they are (with 10 of their mates), this list of weaker people involves women (though in many cases they still get their asses kicked), elderly people (who still can sometimes successfully fight back), children (same goes), and the mentally and physically handicapped (im sure you can guess what this caption alludes to by now =P). They can usually be found in three places, namely any train station, as this proximity to transportation allows them to mobilize to other towns for parties or gang bash/rapes, on the trains themselves, where they amuse themselves by playing rave music on their phones, attempting to pick up, and tagging, and finally, at every damn party i seem to go to, where they insist on fighting everyone. it is unknown from whence the lads originated, however, in a few short years they have spread from the western suburbs of sydney to lithgow in the upper blue mountains. if this trend continues it could turn into a countrywide epidemic of massive proportions, but as soon as the NSW government passes laws legitimizing their eradication as vermin the issue will be quickly resolved. Or so we can only hope.words cannot describe just how massively lads fail
Author: Sir Badass Killington http://lad.urbanup.com/410681221. (Lad) (20↑, 10↓)Australian young boys that travel normally in packs. They always wear sport brands such as Nautica, Addidas, Puma.. etc and have the baseball caps done up tight and tilted up at the front. However the most prominent feature is their Rat tails. Usually plaited at the back of their head or the side. They have prominent accents (differnt from normal aussies) like: "Yeeeah Bruuuh\!" (with a horrible nasal voice) and smoke dorries ("rollies" which are roll it yourself ciggarettes), particularly WhiteOx. They speak in pig latin and their greeting call is: “Eshayzz Bruhh\!” Meaning “Hello, How are you?” They graffiti ("tag" or "graph") They normally have a ridiculus four letter word, normally an odd collection of letters to avoid disputes with other “lads” over the same “tag”. They also tag their “CREW” names, which is normally a three letter representation of a three worded crew. Eg: “HSL” would stand for “Harsh Sydney Lads”. Their crew is a member of trusted friends that go out together and “graph up” places illegally and run from the cops. They also make illegal videos and sell them through secret illegal blackmarket shops normally registered as selling something else. They drink Goon (cheap wine) and normally have a "Goon Sack" wine in the silver bag that is normally inside a box of wine. Their preferred type of music is hard-core techno. Think Dj Neophyte and Dj Caffeine. They have a special type of dance that goes with it called: 1) Gabber 2) Jumpstyle Gabber, is usually done by moving the feet back wards in a moon-walk like fashion while simulating punching the ground infront of you alternately with their hands. They will usually nod their heads in time with the beat, trying to be hardcore. Jumpstyle, is usually done by jumping up and down alternately twisting and kicking in different directions. A female version is called a "LASS"Person \#1: Hello Lad \#1: Eshayz Bruh\! Person \#1: What did you do last night? Lad \#1: Gone out for a ain-pay bruh\! graphed up tha traino at rivo bruh\! Got on the goon sack to, fuckin' yeeeea bruh\! TRANSLATION: "I went out graffitying a trainstation at Riverstone. I also got pissed on cheap wine. Yes, brother." PERSON \#1: Ok
Author: aussie.female.witness http://lad.urbanup.com/323090522. (lad) (15↑, 6↓)An Australian Name for a teenage guy who is always wearing nautica polo shirts with the collar up like hes some big deal, some kind of champion tracksuit pants or shorts, Shox or Tn's and a Dri fit with a rat tail pocking out the end. They usually all think there hot shit and speak alot of piglatin e.g. "adlay" "illchay" "eshays". Usually into techno and hardstyle and are good at shuffeling or Gabbering, which looks like there feet are moving to fast for there bodies and there in the middle of an epeleptic fit of some-sort. They spend there days at train stations or shopping centers bumming around, rolling people and tagging(graffiti) trains and walls.Lad1: aay bra sdoin? Lad 2: Nothin adlay just illchin how bout you Lad 1: yea just rolled some old cunt haha\! Lad 2: eshaays braa\!
Author: Dee.x http://lad.urbanup.com/441863223. (Lad) (12↑, 3↓)Slang term for those Australian gangsters who they own the world. Easily recognisable by their fair skin, WHITE nike dri-fit hats (thats a must), polo ralph lauren, nautica, tommy hilfiger tshirts or sometimes nike tshirts. They also have those stupid baggy Everlast hoodies. They wear Nike shorts or tracksuit pants and pimp themselves up by wearing Adidas Bounce, or Nike Tunez shoes.Lad 1: Oh yeah bra, lets bash up someone bra\! Oh yeah, you like my new dri fit bra? Lad 2: Fuck yeah\! You're real lad bra\!
Author: Da Barefoot 79 http://lad.urbanup.com/329563224. (lad) (27↑, 18↓)An alternative word for the male member. Often used in Ireland."He took his lad out and waved it at Father Byrne. My mother nearly died\!"
Author: PRAEst76 http://lad.urbanup.com/105472625. (lad) (11↑, 3↓)Lads are of various age usually male but also females, who tend to hang around large shoppings centres or train stations in Sydney. More commonly could be described as the Australian version of British [chav]. They appear to be destinctly defined wearing: - White Nautica Cap - Striped Polo Shirt (Nautica etc) - Sport Shorts (Nautica) Basically giving brands Nautica and Canterbury a bad name for delinquent wearers. They appear to be loud and confronting in large groups of followers who usually range from 10 - 20 +, and appear to have a bogan like appearance. Although they try to be tough, they are actually pansies at heart. Can be described as "Eshay Lads" also, and seen inhabiting areas such as Train Stations,Bus Shelters,Taxi Ranks,Outside Major Shopping Centres and Street Corners. Mostly found in Sydney's West (Penrith,Parramatta) and can be found in a range of nationalities."Oh dear he's dressed like a Lad\!" "He thinks he's so cool with his Nautica and delinquent friends"
Author: XD1234 http://lad.urbanup.com/217643726. (Lad) (10↑, 3↓)The lowest form of teenage rebellion. These wannabe thugs/ gangsters come from the mid- lower class streets of Sydney and are a growing epidemic. They are usually bogans who want some sort of social status besides being idiot junkies so they tend to wear silly clothing such as the popular footy shorts revealing unbearably hideous and unnecessary leg hairs. These goons do not take showers often and beware that most smell like shit. They are rejected from society and even in the rave scene (popular among these idiots). A great example of this rejection from the rave scene is powerhouse productions and their banning of all lads. (Great idea, Thankyou so much) Lastly, they are all shit cunts... any other real gang whether it be Asian, Wog, Indians even could fuck these skinny little shits up. Once again proving the point that these kids are the lowest form of life in Australia..Lad/Adlays "No Lads or Lad Clothing. Example - Stripped polo shirts or Skin Baseball caps. Anyone wearing prohibited clothing inside the venue will be removed from the event." - PowerHouse Productions Lad: " OI you asian kid, wanna faakn fight cunt?" Asian kid: " What the fuck cunt? get the fuck out of here before i muay thai your ass back to redfern." *fight stance* Lad: "FUCK YOU" *scared as shit.. runs away with the assistance of his little footy shorts and TNS* Lad: " fuck you wog cunt brah eshays gimme ur fuckn money or ill shank u brahh." * pulls out little kitchen knife* Wog guy: " WOT BRO? " *Pulls out handgun* " YEAH LETS GO CUZ" Lad: *no chance to run... shot dead.*
Author: Ladkilla45eshbrahgaycunts1 http://lad.urbanup.com/471200627. (Lad) (11↑, 4↓)A subculture of Australian youths who copied the CHAVS from the UK, They like to wear clothing such as Nautica,Nike,Adidas, Hoodies and wear white nike baseball caps peaked up,They like to hang out in shopping centres public parks drinking alcohol and taking drugs and harassing anyone who is smaller and weaker than them but run or back down as soon as you stand up back to them, So basically little men but big coats fit themNormal Person 1:"Look at those idiots over there acting real hard because they're drinking liquor in the park and shouting out stuff at people" Normal person 2: "Oh what do you expect look at them they're lads" Lad 1 "Eh bra just got dis new push bike bra" Lad 2 "Sik cun who'd ya roll for that" Lad 1 "Sum lil 10 year old he even cried for his mummy"
Author: Rhomsy http://lad.urbanup.com/403162528. (lad) (29↑, 22↓)- Lad(s) is a term used to describe a male or males of varying age. Depending on it's grammatical useage, for example when the term is used in it's plural form it may be used refer to group of males from any age group. Whereas when it is used in it's nounal form it is commonly used to refer to a young male. The reasoning for this is that males of a younger age may be too young (less than 10 years old) and males of an older age (25 years and older) may be too old to be referred to as just being a "lad" this is where lad prefixes come into use, for example that old lad or that young lad. The use of these prefixes distinguishes the type of 'lad' which the speaker may be referring to, thus diminishing any ambiguities in the saying. The origions of the creation of the term "lad" are unknown, but it is a word that has been used for centuries in and around the United Kingdom and many of it's old colonies i.e. Australia. The word itself is commonly used in the northern regions of England. It is uncommon to hear the term used in the southern regions. The term "lad" is a very versatile saying and may be used in many ways e.g. casually, seriously, jovially and affectionately. In the correct cirumstances it can be used to convey a range of emotions, for example "Hurry up, Lad" in this case the addition of lad emphasises that the individual that it is being aimed at must make haste, "How are you, Lad" in this case the addition of lad personalises the greeting thus making it more intimate giving the sense of direct affection from one individual to another. Many urban philosophers have taken the word lad and created altogether new terms while keeping the original meaning intact. Putting a new spin on the word, giving it vitality and taking away the belief that the word lad is only used by the older generations, for example; - Ladavon - Ladavooch - Ladula - Laddington - Ladsmith - Laddock - Laddie etc. The word lad has also been binded with suffixes to create terms which refer to those of which a lad(s) may take part in, for example "[Laddish] behaviour" refering to the generally unsavoury acts of a lad(s), but it is known to refer to any act or acts performed by a lad or set of lads. While the term "[Laddish]" does contain a suffix it is known to be used in the same sense as the term lad or any other counterparts of the term."Medical: I heard there was some laddish behaviour last night at the 'cock" "Fadi: Brap brap, ladavooch" "G: You're a filthy blood-sucking leech, lad\!" "Swann: I'm just going to drop the kids off at the pool, lad"
Author: S. Ladavooch http://lad.urbanup.com/170570529. (Lad) (10↑, 4↓)an australian term for a teen who thinks he is gods gift to women. the lad will usually be seen wearing clothes branded adidas, nike, nautica, etc. general dressing includes a striped collard polo shirt with a popped collar, track pants, a cap that is done up too tight and is tilted at an odd angle, and generally nike tiens or addidas shoes. lads generally travel in packs and carry blades with wich they shank you. lads are the filth of the northen beaches of sydney and are hated by most the population. generally can be seen roaming the streets or at bus stops, drinking, smoking, and acting tough. for a female lad, see lass. lads also say "eshays" a lot.my lad friend is gay and says [eshays] a lot
Author: emokid229 http://lad.urbanup.com/401194730. (lad) (14↑, 8↓)Lads or [Adlays] are generally seen wearing a white polo hat, a striped polo shirt and most definately red or yellow nautica shorts. In winter however, the shorts are traded for a pair of canterbury trackies. Identifiable by their Nike TNs and white polo hats, lads genarally pop pills and tag. Known by other lads by their tag, they usually belong to a 'crew' and hang in groups. Lads spend their time [bombing], drinking, popping pills, tagging and going to raves. At raves they will roll people for their valuables, almost always done in groups. Lads sit in public places late at night drinking and looking for a fight. At parties there is always at least one lad trying to start a fight, making comments such as: "you wanna go eshay\!?" "what the f*ck\! you lookin' at me\!?" Try to avoid if possible, they occasionally wander with a trolley poll as a weapon, surprisingly quite effective since it is made from steel and very strong. They will attempt to crack a victim on the knee cap, shattering it.Dave: mate lets go the other way, there's a group of lads down there Lad: oi eshay, what the fuck you wanna go? Josh: shit lets go
Author: watch for them fucking lads http://lad.urbanup.com/203672931. (Lad) (7↑, 2↓)An amical term for one's penis.Usually used in conjuntion with the word "me" or "my".(occasionally abreviated to M')Chris: She wouldnt wake up Conor: So what did you do? Chris: Slapped m'lad across her face till i got a reaction.
Author: Slapofdlad http://lad.urbanup.com/397685632. (Lad) (3↑, 0↓)Australian Lads are a sub-culture dominant in the outer west region of Sydney in areas such as Bankstown, Canterbury, St Marys, Campbelltown, etc. Lads can often be distinguished by the clothing they wear, stereotypically polo t-shirts, football shorts or tracksuit pants, caps tilted upwards and sports joggers. Some designer clothing and brand names, however, can be seen. Language and accents used by Lads are often used as distinguishing tools. Often accents are of Turkish, Lebanese ethnicity and words such as "eshays", "Braz" and "cuz" are frequently used. Lads travel in packs, numbering 5 or more generally skinny 14- 26 year olds. They have pack mentality and are generally spineless. They will never combat a target if they number less than 3. Lads will often verbally provoke targets in areas such as train stations, shopping centers and trains. Provocative behavior is also used only when there is safety in numbers. My personal opinion is that Lads are the scum of the earth and a pest. I provoke lads just to start fights and teach them a lesson. Spineless pricks never fight one on one but that just makes it more interesting.Lad: " Oi cunt, your bitch has a nice rack, gonna spray my juice on it aye mutt\!" target: "Try it mate, guarantee I'll break your face." Lad: " Braz what you think of that slut cross there?" Lad2: " Banging body, eshays bro, face is dog but."
Author: Roidmuncher101 http://lad.urbanup.com/580360833. (lad) (9↑, 6↓)A young Australian male normally between the ages of 12-20 with a ceratin dresstyle which normally includes (but isn't limited to) -Nike -Nautica -Polo They hang around in groups and generally target anyone smaller then themselves in a weak attempt to make themselves seem bigger.Lad: 'Oi wat the fuck are you doing cunt' Person : 'What, nothing, getting some food' Lad : 'Dyou wanna give me your wallet cunt?' Person : 'What the fuck did you say to me? Fuck of\!' Lad skulks away defeated.
Author: mkkays http://lad.urbanup.com/292196534. (lad) (30↑, 27↓)an aussie try hard gang, well there not realy a gang anyway, but dres sup in a nautica long top with a white hat and very clean white shoes and track pants, they are very common in sydney and are hated by most people.lol, you look like a lad with those shoes
Author: the DOCTOR, docter who http://lad.urbanup.com/207680935. (lad) (26↑, 23↓)a young male who enjoys the finer points of life, specifically excess alcohol consumption and making an arse of himself.That Bill Norman sure is a lad, that is laddish behaviour.
Author: Bill Norman http://lad.urbanup.com/7921836. (Lad) (2↑, 0↓)British term for a person who is well up for a bit of banter and always up for a good laugh. Usually Teenage or Young Adult Males, exceptions can be made for older people and women who display "laddish" behaviour.be a lad and down this bottle
Author: Olly121 http://lad.urbanup.com/530968337. (LAD) (4↑, 2↓)some guy who thinks he's really wicked... really he's not.... really he's a massive loserWill Davis is such a LAD
Author: somecoolchick12345 http://lad.urbanup.com/528714438. (LAD) (4↑, 2↓)One who does extreme acts of manliness, usually in the field of intercourse or drinking of alcoholic beverages.'I got totally noshed off by this hot babe, then slipped it up her ass and came all over her face.' Lad1 'Respect Lad' Lad(s)2 ---------------------------- 'Downed 20 pints then just chundered everywhere' 'LAD'
Author: DON_LAD http://lad.urbanup.com/491510539. (Lad) (1↑, 1↓)See that group of skinny kids wearing trackies, polo shirts, bum bag around their shoulders, shit hats with the brim turn up and sporting some of the worst haircuts in the history of mankind? Well there known as "lads'. Believed to have originated in the western suburbs of sydney, they have grown to annoy and harass the wider population They typically travel in packs to avoid being ridiculed for their dress sense. The use of 'pig latin' shows an inability to create any of their own slang. The typical lad has the intelligence of a small rodent and in some cases that of a pigeon. As a result of this lack of brain power their preferred pass time is to [steal] and [graffiti]. It is believed by top scientists that it is also a "trial by fire". The native dance of the Lad is called "[Gabba]" which kind of looks like their walking on the spot except heaps more messed up. Lads are hated throughout society and as a result are extremely aggressive and will try to start fights with anyone. No reason is too stupid or small for a group of lads to try and and take on one kid. Lads will remain in our society unless we group together, as a community, and remove them from our shopping centres and schools and into the history books to be forgotten for all of time.Pig latin - "eshay adlay" (hes lad) "WHAT CUNT\!? YOU WANNA GO ME?\!" the typical reaction when looking at lad or bumping into them accidentally
Author: lew-bird http://lad.urbanup.com/571756340. (lad) (1↑, 1↓)The word "lad" is used very differently between the British and Australian. In Australia, it is used to describe teenagers who wear a nautica, polo or nike white hat, tilted upright revealing the front of their hair with the strap at the back done up tight so it is dangling out the back, a striped polo or nautica shirt with the collar popped and either saucony or nautica trackies or shorts, topped off with nike Tnz which are fresh. Whom travel in packs and harass passers-by. In Britain it is used to describe a Male younger than 30. However in modern British culture the word generally describes young individuals who are respected by their peers and often if they participate in behaviour that would benefit the group of friends."Oh no\! there's a [youth] over there I hope he's not a [lad]" "Jay bought us all a [beer] yesterday, what a [lad]"
Author: JH10101010 http://lad.urbanup.com/569817841. (Lad) (1↑, 1↓)A lad is someone that wears Addidas, Nike, Puma, Canterbury, etc clothing. They are into graffiti and slang talk."I saw this [lad] [graffing] up some old [joint] across the train station"
Author: Polska Boii http://lad.urbanup.com/449921442. (lad) (3↑, 3↓)Wannabe hard cunts who think they're hard but run at the first sight of trouble they cant fight without a weapon or 1 on 1, commonly skinny, no dicks, get laid once a decade, like sucking dick3 Lads: giv us ya fuckin wallet cunt Metalhead: (cracks lad1 in the head with mean as all of hell right hook, jab to lad 2, lad 3 gets beaten to an inch of his life) (metal head takes theyre wallets and walks off)
Author: 91111a http://lad.urbanup.com/436995443. (lad) (5↑, 5↓)A Lad Is A Teenager Average Age 14-18 Who Are Usally The People Who Tag The Trains ... Were Nautica And Say Alot Of Stuff In Piglatin.... E.G Eshay Adlay... A lad is not scared of nothing and usally the person you dont wanna be involed with if you arnt one... Lads Are Sorted Of In Krew.. E.G HR MIH Etc... Lads Usally Grow Up In A Poor Lifestyle... E.g Living In Housing Comissions And Such Etc... If You Want To See Lads For Urself Then Visit Bebo... Lads Are Also Different... There Are Two Kinds of lads... Painting lads and erches.... An Erch Is A Lad Who gets kicked out of school and does drugs..... but a painter lad just grafti's.. Some lads get capped by other lads causing fights... Capped: To Paint over someone elses grafti.. And some lads are called toy meaning they arnt very good lads... That is my definition On lads :)lads are bogans .. esh lad
Author: Mad Ass Lad http://lad.urbanup.com/393388544. (lad) (8↑, 8↓)An Aussie subculture involving privilaged white boys aged 12 - 20 who dress up in various sports brands such as Nike, Adidas and Everlast. They tend to also wear hats not completely covering their hair and the brim pointed upwards. They also wear small backpacks. They hang in groups of 3 - 20 and tend to loiter around skateparks, shopping malls and other populated places full of innocent bystanders. They generally pick fights with people smaller or less powerful than they are thinking they are tough and can't be beaten. Most of them are tall and skinny and can't fight. They bail at the sight of anyone bigger, stronger or darker skinned than they are and generally go home to their mummies at around sunset. Many use pig latin but are illiterate anyway. They also drive around at night beeping their horns at partygoers and picking fights. Females lads are known specifically as 'lasses' and are generally ugly and fat.Lad 1: aye brah lets fight dis cunt ova here brah Lad 2: yeah bro *Walks over to smallest kid in the mall* Lad 2: Give us ya wallet ya small cunt *Massive black guy walks into the store* Lad 1: Fuck bro\! Bigger cunts then us brah run brah\! *Goes home and eats brownies that mummy made them*
Author: Bender2008 http://lad.urbanup.com/321444045. (Lad) (8↑, 8↓)Retardish "Hard" people, who insist on telling people how cool they are, the blond hair really makes the Lads look real masculine, a basic lad on sighting anyone who isn't gay like a lad who is wearing more than 33% of their clothing black they would be labelled, Emo cunt. A lad who is rejected a smoke from anyone except gay lads will gather his lad friends with their signal aiaiaiaiai\! and any close lads will then proceed to Smash that emo cunt, no matter what clothing the sensible one wears. A lads vocabulary: Emo Cunt Eshays Lad Bro Fuckwi Razor emo smokeLad 1: Eshays\! i jus rolled em emo cuntz, fkn bitches wit dere slipknot shirts Lad 2: Yerr\! Did they throw any of there cunt emo razorz at ya\! Lad 1: Yea, I'm so hard aye\!
Author: Infadibulum http://lad.urbanup.com/274611646. (lad) (4↑, 4↓)shortened version off "link a draw" meaning to buy som weedoi blad lets lad a jaks 2 day
Author: oi blaaaad http://lad.urbanup.com/261391147. (lad) (0↑, 1↓)A phrase overused by middle/upper class Jack Willis wearing twats conveying their faux-machismo, those who like any music that is played in Yates or other shitty mainstream clubs whilst trying to retain credibility by liking Indie such Oasis and The Stone Roses...because those bands are popular amongst football fans, and what kind of "lad" wouldn't want to fit in with the football crowd. Act like they're salt of the earth when they're actually at Uni, courtesy of mummy and daddy and their money. Usually seen chatting up a vapid airhead who dresses like a supermodel in a put on regional accent (they never forget to use as much regional slang as they can\!), who is drawn in by his "charms" because she is so void of personality. Usually thinks Inbetweeners is cutting edge TV, sees Cook from Skins as a role model and is more interested in Pete Doherty's tabloid habits than his actual music which they haven't actually heard, despite professing their love for The Libertines. Pinnacle of annoying loudmouth, they can usually be seen outside a takeaway at 3AM bellowing at each other because it's "banter", a word they overuse to the point of deserving to be punched."I had a well mental night last night lad\! I went to Oceana with the lads and did 26 shots\! I was hanging\! Then I bumped into this Southern pansy who didn't like the checkered shirt I was wearing, so I said 'get t'fuck, laddeh' and I think he was intimidated by my accent cos I'm a proper Northerner, but it was just a bit of banter\! Then I met this bird - see how I use the word 'bird'? Cos I'm a proper lad and did I mention how I'm from up North too? Anyway she looked like Amy Childs but fitter and with bigger tits\! BANTER\! She says that she loves my woman's clothes that I'm always wearing, which I bought from Topman. Anyway, I left with the lads and bought some chips, but then we had some well epic banter by throwing them at each other\! Top night lads\! Mental\! Now I have to phone mummy for some money as I spent all my student loan at Topman"
Author: LadsAreActuallyPonces http://lad.urbanup.com/619599748. (Lad) (0↑, 1↓)In many countries it's a synonym for "boy" though in Australia it also means "faggot" or "wanna be gangster"England: Man: Can you grab me a paper? *boy grabs paper* Man: "Good lad". Australia: *'rebel' kids trying to act tough* Everyone else: "Look at those lads. I wonder if they realize that everyone else hates them and that they look like scrawny [faggots]."
Author: John Haverick http://lad.urbanup.com/566155149. (Lad) (0↑, 1↓)An individual of chappy-like nature or pertaining to a certain level awsomeness.That base guitarist, he's a lad.
Author: Eggan http://lad.urbanup.com/539356350. (Lad) (0↑, 1↓)lad n. 1. A young man; a youth. 2. Informal A man of any age; a fellow. 3. (esp) Nick Trumpwhat a Lad
Author: alexwilson123 http://lad.urbanup.com/532250651. (lad) (2↑, 3↓)An Australian term to describe "rebelious" teens who hang out in groups of 3+ in bogan areas of australia. Most lads think that they are "the shit" and try very hard to impress each other. Lads are ussually uneducated and can not speak english. They have made up their own language consisting of the words: Brew, Eshays, adlay, oi, cunt. Most lads smoke and attempt to graphiti (graph or tag) in public places. They are skinny and wear Nautica and nike caps and shirts in a desperate attempt to look cool. Lads often try to steal money of people that lok weaker than them. Lads deserve to be killed and are a nuisance.Lad: Oi Cunt, Wallet or you get Stabbed Brew. 4 Year Boy: No Lad: (bolts away and wets his tracksuit pants.) Lad1: Sup Bro, just got raped by 93 man Lad2: Eshays adlay. Lad1: Oi brew. lets go graph up at Bent Saysh brah. Lad2: Nah brew im a fucking pussy. Lad1: Same, I suggested carrying out this activity becuase it would make me look cool and i wont get bashed up as much by 7 year old children. I think i will go home now and have sex with my sister. Goodbye. (Walks away and gets hit by a bus)
Author: Overfed Cat http://lad.urbanup.com/503308052. (lad) (3↑, 4↓)A Australian Trend, sweeping the middle-lower class areas of australia. Usually A male teenager who wears Nautica polo shirts, Nike-Fit hats, Nike Shorts, A Pair of Nike TNz and a bumbag. They are usually seen hanging around parks, malls, skateparks,(which is strange cos they hate skaters and emos), train stations, ect. They are usually showing off their cigarette packets, thick textas or little kitchen knives. Their main charachterisitcs include Smoking cigarettes, tagging, harassing other kids and women, spitting,rolling(mugging) people for valubles, swearing or feeling up their trashy whores affectionatly called 'lasses' or 'asslays'.ME:Eshayz lad, give me your phone and moneey or i'll fucking bash ya\!" KID: Oh yeah mate, your hardcore\! Fucking faggot."
Author: hardstylejunkiie http://lad.urbanup.com/342208653. (lad) (1↑, 2↓)1. A lad is a deckie or deckhand who works over at the abrolhos islands catching crayfish off a sterdy sea vessel. Most lads are from Gerladton. These "lads" are infamous for consuming extreme amounts of emu export or any other cheap australian beer under $40. 2. An older person that looks after the juvys whilst at the same party"hey lad, how many crays ya get today?" "got 36 bags, craypot necks were choking" "farrrkkk thats f**king ladsy" "u keen to get pissed tonight lad?" "f**king oath lad" "im f**king frothing for it"
Author: Single deck demon http://lad.urbanup.com/327607254. (Lad) (0↑, 2↓)A word used by public schooled toffs to make them feel street when performing a pointless but hilarious challenge.He won man o' man LAD
Author: Yorkie 202 http://lad.urbanup.com/557775255. (Lad) (0↑, 2↓)British word for a stereotypical male, who beds then sheds many females, drinks beer ceaselessly and whose life revolves solely around sport. The worst kind of human being.Male 1 : Did a girl up the arse last night. Male 2 : Lad\!
Author: knightofmusical http://lad.urbanup.com/508112056. (Lad) (2↑, 4↓)A Lad is a male who is able to produce copious amounts of banter by making jokes, doing stuff of a hilarious variety and nailing a shit load of quim.Hi I'm Toby Fuller. I'm a Lad. I have a side parting, nail birds in a shower and take naked strolls down to the beach at 4am.
Author: Brown Dave Wallop http://lad.urbanup.com/502286857. (Lad) (8↑, 11↓)Gay motherfucking dickheads who think they are such hard cunts and seem to believe that they are top shit as far as Penrith and other suburban areas are concerned. They are also known as "eshays" or "lads". These people bum around shopping areas constantly as they have either a)got their dumb asses kicked out of school or b)left with no ambition of doing anything but trying to bum smokes off people out the front of Penrith Plaza. They can be distinguished through their complete and utter lack of intelligence and their "fully sick bro" tracksuits, normally Canterbury or Nautica. These people live their lives under the strange illusion that they are the coolest and most original thing to ever hit the universe despite the fact most of their trends are based on previous generations. They also do not realise that they are so unintelligent and ridiculous that they dropped out of school and will be living off centrelink for the rest of their lives. Someone should inform them that getting pissed in random areas and being a total junkie retard is not cool. Drugs dont make you "hard" or "cool". They make you weaker as far as I'm concerned. To put it simply, they listen to shit music, wear shit clothes, are pussies when it comes to fights (I would snap them) and have total and utter disrespect for everyone and everything as they are so intellectually challenged they are incapable of even spelling the word "respect" to begin with. They all deserve to die long, slow and painful deaths.there is no such thing as a good lad. unless meaning the british word for guy.
Author: you are welcome. http://lad.urbanup.com/387565158. (lad) (10↑, 13↓)A "TOY" graffiti artist/writer generally from sydney. They tend to talk a lot of [shit]."Eshay bra we rocked some anelpays" - This is a lie as the Lad didn't rock any panels and never will because TOYS dont do real panels.
Author: The Facts not Fiction http://lad.urbanup.com/253609559. (Lad) (12↑, 15↓)[mate], [friend], used in general to refer to a friend (usually male)Evenin lad, whats the story? (Evening mate, how are you?)
Author: RoBoC http://lad.urbanup.com/66960560. (Lad) (1↑, 5↓)Stupid teens who dress in polo tee's sneakers and CCC pants. No, they didnt buy the pants they stole them because they are so cheap they roll people for money.They think they are the most popular kids in school when everyone hates them and finds them to be appalling. They hang out in groups, scabbing money off randoms at the station. Female lads are known as "Lasses" wearing their hair tied back and off their face, and hoop earrings. They are whores and wont think twice about rolling you for whatever you have.Check out thoses lads. They look like trouble.
Author: Keoskies http://lad.urbanup.com/321688661. (lad) (13↑, 17↓)A large marsupian animal that dwells in the anus of mexicans and hippies. Lads can be encouraged with an excess of marijuana and television. common deterants include bleach and a good old spanking just like the old daysdang it, i have a lad in my buthole quickly get it out with a spanking
Author: Daniel Ferguson http://lad.urbanup.com/215251562. (lad) (8↑, 12↓)Teens who write graffiti and think they're staunches, when they are really lil puny twiggs. They wear they're hats like uncos and commonly wear nautica and nike clotheswear. they use common terms like "WAT LAS"e.g a lad would say "wat u rite annelise las."
Author: tha LAD 2 B http://lad.urbanup.com/211272063. (Lad) (10↑, 16↓)Its used in Europe, by the Irish, Brits(fuckin langas) and th scots. It means Boy or man, just used for that sort. If u use it in Canada u might get made fun of. If u kick there fuckin arse, and clean em with the street, u get a drunk Irish rep."watch it Lad" "Iye, hes a good lad" "Oi, strighten out ur Lad...or I fuckin will"
Author: Irish Pikey http://lad.urbanup.com/135861664. (lad) (36↑, 44↓)used to call the atention of a lad eg. young wog teens living in sydney who go around wearing polo or nautica shirts and hats. with long sleeve tights underneath usally bright colours, say the word lad and eshays excessivly and unnessacerily, and think that they can write up. WANNA-BE GANGSTARSLad 1:ey lad Lad 2: ey lad L1: sup L2:nm L1: eshays
Author: Mr .X http://lad.urbanup.com/142887265. (lad) (17↑, 26↓)how to tell a lad 1) lads always yell, LADS ON whenever they see another lad or something remotly ladsy 2) all lads are affected by the rare disorder that causes the brain to be completly rerouted through the penis 3)chicks in general (unless they are [frigid])love lads 4)lads are the quintessential players and are constantly at odds with [player haters] 5) the lad's beverage of choice is the [goon bag] 6) all lads have abnormally large penises. this causes problems for lads trying to learn to drive or become pilots, as they can often not see past thier erection, which they often have 7)a lad typically is one who has grown out of serious relationships and seeks rather to [play the field]. it is not unusual for a lad to have relationships with at least 7 women at any given time 8) only lads are affected by the rare disorder [cranial ciculatory discharge] 9)lads are prone to ejaculation at any given momentcheckit willis there goes one of those "lads" wat\! no way\! how can u tell man? dude, that aint mayyonaise running down his leg
Author: reginald P. Ramsbottom http://lad.urbanup.com/219046066. (lad) (2↑, 12↓)sucky lad idiots who have no direction in life and smoke drink and get their esh on lol... also wear yuk clothes such as canterbry or slazenger or wear tns which is shoes.. hahahaha GAY\!lads r gay lads suck\! lads r ugly yukky yuk people blllllllllaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Author: RISTYKAY http://lad.urbanup.com/292184167. (lad) (9↑, 19↓)Lad, lad, lad sometimes thats all we hear in the rooms of MSN and the streets of parrswood. Nut why this word, where did it originate and who made it famous? The answer to that question is a twat named Richard Keane. He originated in sylvias womb and escaped to wreak havoc on the world in which we live. He uses lad as a derogatory term aimed at his friends and enemies, the latter of which there are many. Phrases such as "watch it lad" , you silly lad" and "laddete" are common place wherever this creature roams.I'm gna kick your ass lad. Laddete, ladonica, laddine, laddigon the list just goes on.
Author: Pirate http://lad.urbanup.com/116927468. (lad) (5↑, 16↓)Deriving from the depths of the Max Power forum, "lad" is a word only to be used by the original forum members. Any [n00bs] who use said word will be mocked from afar, and worse.n00b - "Alrite lads, how you doin? What a lad i am" Older member - "You are old hat lad, a clone. Copying us, we made this word, etc.
Author: MaxCarsLad http://lad.urbanup.com/106106069. (LAD) (18↑, 31↓)lazy aussie drunkmoz, todd, shan, mick, aaron and others like that
Author: mick shits gunpowder http://lad.urbanup.com/67564570. (lad) (8↑, 24↓)an austrlian graffiti artist.wat you write lad wat you write annelise las
Author: tha LAD 2 B http://lad.urbanup.com/211272471. (lad) (10↑, 28↓)your penismy lad got wackhed three times last night.
Author: david http://lad.urbanup.com/11219172. (Lad) (20↑, 51↓)LAD: generally a wog or Lebo, that hangs in a group of fello wogs or lebbos, and that wears a white cap, a colored Polo, and some extremly homo shorts. Lads, are dirty and are generally smack addicts of some description. They hang out at raves and othe places where they can pray o nthe weak by mugging them when most dis-advantaged.oi... Bill, look at that fukn Lad over there skankin' around.
Author: [DIE]KHaOS http://lad.urbanup.com/171084273. (lad) (2↑, 46↓)someone who likes to piss fart around on cs servers, then gets called 'good lad by the noobs' ....i'm quite drunk at the moment, and quite violent. am I a lad, or are you a lad? but anyway hi LoVeDoCtACaSa *pats you* ...hehe little munchkin.g'day lad ....gtfo drunk lad LoVeDoCtACaSa
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